Richard’s Thoughts #1

THERE’S ALWAYS A BONKERS THOUGHT GOING ROUND IN MY HEAD!!

The cause of the ice caps melting isn’t down to global warming or pollution… it’s because of PINGU!!

Think about it – whenever Pingu has to go to the toilet, he always misses the toilet bowl and instead pees all over the ice! Now Pingu has been around for a while so surely all those years of missing the toilet have taken their toll on the ice!

But here’s the problem – if you had to choose between an end to the ice caps melting and killing Pingu, how could you make that decision?! Now obviously if the option was to kill Justin Bieber to save the world, that’s the easiest choice ever made!

EXCLUSIVE: Video evidence of Pingu’s crimes captured on film!!! (This is what I used to watch as a kid…. explains an awful lot now!!

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